So, I had lots of pirate jokes. Lots and lots of them. So I've written a very long and very silly pirate fic. It is partly a birthday fic for badgermonkey, if she ever has enough patience to read it ...

In the Rigging

( I have a feeling Pirates could be *my* sort of fandom )

( Featuring the return of some old favourites ... )

So, happy birthday to our very own delightfully-mad demelzagirl - this is for her.

( Warning: As regular readers can probably guess, this will get very silly indeed )

( Americans won't get this one, either. )

(Done for lotr_hundreds, here.)"Quick, Monkeyslag! We're in a Drabble, so we only have 100 words to fight crime! Well, only 80 now, and by the time I finish saying what I'm saying we'll only have 61, so let's get to work ( Read more... )

( Erm, it's a bit silly. And very English. And it's got the Slashtastic Four and everything. Hope you like it. )

( Poor Napoleon would like to apologize to any Americans watching for the many jokes in the following they just won't get. )

... For the next episode of The All-Amazing Adventures of Pipsqueak and Monkeyslag (thanks for the title demelzagirl):

Pipsqueak: Look, there is our king, Aragorn Elessar!

Monkeyslag: What, the clean-shaven bloke with his hair washed and everything? You're having me on.

* * *Hobbit #1: Oh no! It's Lady Moonray and the Slashtastic Four ( Read more... )